Brainfart

I'm Totte from Germany and this is about all the things I like.

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santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

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ok now everyone stop whatever they are doing and go here:
inappearancetothatofamalephallus

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

wire-man:

There were no survivors.

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senpai-chan-kun-san:

MYAAHHHH

“2 Jahre und sechs Monate ohne Bewährung für den Verkauf für 100 Gramm Haschisch - das ist die selbe Strafe, die sie kriegen, wenn sie in Leverkusen als Grundschullehrer 62 Kinder sexuell mißbrauchen. Wie man das auf 100 Gramm umrechnet, weiß ich jetzt auch nicht.”

—   Volker Pispers (via purrrball)

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inappearancetothatofamalephallus:

#backtonature
give-a-fuck-about-nature:

One hamburger requires 660 gallons of water to produce – the equivalent of 2 months worth of showers. 
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give-a-fuck-about-nature:

One hamburger requires 660 gallons of water to produce – the equivalent of 2 months worth of showers. 

Sources: {x} {x}

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vegan-vulcan:

mystia:

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friend ?????!?

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fr iend!! !!!

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im coming friend

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im here i love u

oh my god help me

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princessbindi:

I used to be really embarrassed when my parents would mess up their English but as I got older I realized my parents know Malayalam, Hindi, Tamil, AND English.

They’re way smarter than I am. So I started to chill.

Somebody start talking about how immigrants are dumb because they can’t speak English properly. I’d fucking like to see you try and even remember four different languages, you elitist and racist fuckbaby.

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